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Premier League

Premier League 2019/20 Grades – Part Two

From the dethroned champions, to two of the best coached teams in the league, here’s part two of our grades

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Premier League Grade

Premier League 2019/20 Grades – Part One (Arsenal – Liverpool)

From Arsenal looking promising, to the champions, here’s Part One of our Premier League 2019/20 grades

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Dick biting player

D*ck biting player banned for 5 years

D*ck biting player: A Player in France has been banned for five years for biting opponent’s d*ck An amateur footballer in France has been banned for five years after biting an opponent’s…

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Moses sets to rejoin Conte at Inter

Former Super Eagles winger Victor Moses is set to join his former coach Antonio Conte at Internationale Milan on loan with an initial €10 million option to buy embedded in…

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Pep vs Oliver

Michael Oliver’s wrist broken after Pep’s handshake

Pep vs Oliver: No sinner should go unpunished – bald fraud’s camp says on Oliver’s broken wrist Pep vs Oliver: A spotkick source close to the English Premier League referee…

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NPFL, CAF ranks NPFL

Drama. Independence. Violence. Tosh; The Best League in the World is Back (10km Offside)

Step forward, the NPFL; A league so intriguing that by the time you read this, the kick-off date might have been pushed back again

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Premier League foreign managers

Premier League: The Foreigner’s Guide to being the Enemy

Don’t wear suits. Rest players in cups. Play out from the back. You’re the enemy, Johnny Foreigner

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Premier League 2019/20

Spotkick’s Pseudo-guide to the 2019/20 Premier League – Part 2 (10km Offside)

From the champions who will score a lot of tap-ins, to a team in gold managed by Nathan Redmond 2.0, here’s Part Two of our Premier League guide

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Premier League 2019/20

Spotkick’s Pseudo-guide to the 2019/20 Premier League: Part 1 (10km Offside)

From Arsenal’s manager who may be a vampire, to Liverpool who will get knocked out early in a cup, here’s Part One of our Premier League season guide

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Luis Figo

Luis… 500? If only Figo knew he’s a Naira note in Nigeria

From Luis Figo as N500 to Cristiano Ronaldo as groundnut oil, here are five players re-christened by Nigerians

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